All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! — (via xdinc)
gladossurprise:

Loving Portal 2, you?Bet you have a friend who does too:)So we’ve designed the Orange and Blue Pair of Portal Friendship Necklaces by custom request.Please don’t tell GLaDOS where they came from.

gladossurprise:

Loving Portal 2, you?
Bet you have a friend who does too:)

So we’ve designed the Orange and Blue Pair of Portal Friendship Necklaces by custom request.

Please don’t tell GLaDOS where they came from.

I love this. It should be a poster.

I love this. It should be a poster.

I know you are, little turret. :(

I know you are, little turret. :(

mrtinderbox:

Are you a moron?
I’m more-WINNING! 

Most winning thing I’ve ever seen…

The person who made this. Spam them with awesome. They deserve it!